rump varnish

This is the saucey brown collection of shit that gathers itself around the anus cavity of a woman, ending up on the body of the guy that assfucking her, as he bangs against her body.

Man, I was fucking my bitch, and I got rump varnish all over my legs....fuck dat.

by Bill W March 23, 2004

varnish remover

raw and inferior whiskey (from nail varnish, another term for nail polish, and remover)

That varnish remover was nasty.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object

<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes

by Asspipe April 7, 2009

varnished

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2010

Varnished

The state of being so thoroughly drunk and stoned that you are completely and utterly fucked up. 100% blasted, plastered and loaded with a good, big, powerful toke of stoke. Or grass or weed or whatever...

I'm fucking varnished to the max, fucker!!!

by Alexander, irish bastard September 23, 2015

Varnishing the door

When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color

My girl and I are planning on varnishing the door this evening.

by Richard Dangles January 24, 2020

varesha

Very funny, very ratchet and a little bit psycho. A beautiful person inside out though ❤️

Varesha’s may also have the craziest laugh.

by 1234fivesixseveneight910eleven November 22, 2021