Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.
by Jimbo858585858585858 April 18, 2019
Get the Ivan Vargas mug.A guy who usually plays magic, fuck bad bitches and drinks gin, he's also very talanted in not giving a fuck and riding the bike. Oh, and he's also the Meme Archivist and the Soundplug
Heeeey, do you have that meme that i was talking you about ?
-nah, sorry man, but i'm sure Quick Vargas Will have it
Are we going out or what ?!
-bro, i'm pretty tired, i think i'll pass for tonight
Aaaaaw maaan, you're the worst, now what i'm gonna do?!
-brroooo Just chill, you can call Quick Vargas of course, he Will probably be partying all night
Yo bro can I play a Song ?
-no man, you're music taste Is wack
But bro, Quick Vargas sent me this song and i was wonderin...
-What?! Quick Vargas, the Soundplug himself ?
Heey, somebody bring an aux to ma boi over here
-nah, sorry man, but i'm sure Quick Vargas Will have it
Are we going out or what ?!
-bro, i'm pretty tired, i think i'll pass for tonight
Aaaaaw maaan, you're the worst, now what i'm gonna do?!
-brroooo Just chill, you can call Quick Vargas of course, he Will probably be partying all night
Yo bro can I play a Song ?
-no man, you're music taste Is wack
But bro, Quick Vargas sent me this song and i was wonderin...
-What?! Quick Vargas, the Soundplug himself ?
Heey, somebody bring an aux to ma boi over here
by Boros Reckoner November 22, 2021
Get the quick vargas mug.When you say you are going to do something and then bail without even telling anyone usually due to some unimportant debauchery .
Friend 1: Hey man let’s do that important thing we talked about tomorrow okay?
Friend 2: Yeah sure thing !
Next day …
Friend 1: Hey when are you coming? Hello ??
Friend 2: ::crickets::
•Friend 2 pulled a varga
Friend 2: Yeah sure thing !
Next day …
Friend 1: Hey when are you coming? Hello ??
Friend 2: ::crickets::
•Friend 2 pulled a varga
by elpolemico December 3, 2021
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Get the Luciano Vargas mug.A "Christopher Adrian Vargas" is an extremely homoerotic gay dude who tries to stick his fully erect penis in his freinds mouth while they are sleeping during a sleepover.
by Mr. Big Balls (taken) October 27, 2023
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