vagistink

when your face smells bad after eating out a dirty pussy

"dude, you smell like vagistink"

by fudda April 2, 2005

Vaptist

Baptizing a baby except only no water, just blowing a vape cloud in its face.

Man: May I confess to god right now father.
Horny Priest: Nah nigga, I've gotta go vaptist some babies.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

vaxist

a person who believes that a mass vax or mandatory vaccination is superior to testings or pills during outbreaks

Will is a hard vaxist! He's not going to give you a job if you didn't get a covid-19 vaccine and immunity card.

by timlight April 21, 2020

Vagistamp

To rub vegemite on ones vagina then press the lips onto someone's face making a stamp.

Laura Vagistamped Amber while she was passed out last night

by The Brown Hornet May 5, 2014

vapesterdam

A place were people that use vapes hang out. Places like cafes or parks were people that have e cigarettes or e-cigs hang out.

Lets set up a vapesterdam for friday night at the park today.

by JuM September 7, 2014

Vagistick

Using a lady's wet vagina as Chapstick if Chapstick is not available.

I had really dry lips this morning, luckily my girlfriend was horny so I used some Vagistick!

by Baron Von Whathisface March 18, 2014

Vagistocracy

Vagistocracy (Also: Legion of Vagistocracy) is the well structured hierarchical establishment comprised of Agents (Bias). Internal struggle for power and influence among the Bias is ongoing and, thus, members of the Legion must exhibit a healthy level of “Agentness” at all times in order to maintain their status. “Agentness” itself is a highly volatile and constantly varying state but recurring characteristics include an unnatural looking tan (possibly orange hue), unnatural looking dyed/bleached blond hair (or jet black; See: Dark Agent), and the presence of the brand of the Legion (See: Tramp Stamp). Agents will most often emit an aura of pretentiousness and higher ranking members will posses an intense bitchiness. When crossed, an Agent will manifest an extreme maliciousness that is highly dangerous when not countered with the appropriate defenses, the most notable of which involve numbers and logic.

Pete: The Vagistocracy is out in full force today, huh?
Tony: Yeah, check out that Dark Agent over there. She is so orange she looks like a fucking oompa loompa.

by Use Logic March 11, 2008