by rovingroverwhoroves April 28, 2013
Get the Vandemark mug.Keegan Vance is a man, although his looks will fool you. He looks like a man although looks as though he hasn't hit puberty. Keegan Vance has a nerdy look and typically has glasses, he probably was bullied as a child which results in him bullying kids. Keegan Vance could play nice although decides his anger to get the best of him. He acts like a child and has a lot of anger controlling issues. Keegan Vance is usually unathletic and spends most of his days doing academic studies and other things to keep him busy. He typically will have nothing to do because he does not have many social interactions and has no friends of his own age. Keegan Vance is usually the man who sits with younger kids for lunch. Keegan Vance is also quite fat and is just a general asshole. Good luck to someone marrying a Keegan Vance.
by imbrutallyhonestandimsorry February 27, 2019
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A bowl of weed that is packed to the brim and overflowing. a vanderbowl is packed with no concern for Weed Conservation.
The opposite of a Kell Bowl.
The opposite of a Kell Bowl.
What a stoner. that kid packs a VanderBowl every morning.
Hey man, i want to get epicly baked. Pack a VanderBowl.
Hey man, i want to get epicly baked. Pack a VanderBowl.
by layout420 December 10, 2006
Get the VanderBowl mug.A name which George Castanza of Seinfeld uses whenever he needs to make up a name, such as a reference at a job interview, an author that he likes, a friend that he's meeting, etc.
Person: "Who do you read?"
George: "I like Art Vandelay. He's an obscure writer, beatnik, from the village."
Person: "Who are you meeting?"
George: "Art Vandelay. He's an Importer Exporter."
Person: "Who can a call for a reference?"
George: "That's Vandelay Industries, the address is 186 West 81st Street (Jerry's Apartment).
Person: "What do they do?"
George: "They manufacture and sell latex. The selling of latex and latex related products.
Jerry (upon picking up the phone): "Hello, this is Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking."
George: "I like Art Vandelay. He's an obscure writer, beatnik, from the village."
Person: "Who are you meeting?"
George: "Art Vandelay. He's an Importer Exporter."
Person: "Who can a call for a reference?"
George: "That's Vandelay Industries, the address is 186 West 81st Street (Jerry's Apartment).
Person: "What do they do?"
George: "They manufacture and sell latex. The selling of latex and latex related products.
Jerry (upon picking up the phone): "Hello, this is Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking."
by Johanste April 21, 2008
Get the Vandelay mug.Lance Vance Dance pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...
1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.
2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...
1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.
2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.
1. Nat: "I got me a rhino-copter and shot down them hoes this weekend"
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"
2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"
2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!
by Colleen & Natalie June 12, 2007
Get the Lance Vance Dance mug.a male Vandy student who thinks he is a gift to every woman at Vandy despite his severe lack of respect for women and his lack of even a glimmer of a charming personality
The guy at the party was such a vanderdouche. He talked for an entire hour about all of his accomplishments, never asked me any questions about myself, and still thought I would be jumping at the chance to go home with him at the end of the night. He was completely clueless.
by VandyAngel December 20, 2008
Get the vanderdouche mug.Vain personal grooming in which people indulge - such as men having their backs waxed or women having decals applied to their toenails.
“I don’t want to date him cuz he goes to the gym everyday and spends more time getting ready than I do. “He’s high vaintenance!”
by Natural Lite Blonde August 17, 2009
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