Exxon Valdez

Union Jack's secret identity

Hello, Im Exxon Valdez, but by night, Im Union Jack!

by Ex-on-Val-dez May 5, 2003

Exxon Valdez

A very hot and sexy female, usually exposing her arms, legs, and stomach.

Yo, exxon valdez, show us your boobs!

by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003

Red_Valdez

Scared of all things new

Games

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

Exxon Valdez

Diarrhea into a large condom or large plastic bag, then abruptly squeeze onto the victims chest and or face splattering said liquid feces for nice chocolate surprise.

"Dude you just Exxon Valdezed on to your first date" what were you thinking??

by joseph Hazelwood December 15, 2008

Valdez sandwich

When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family

Dude I just made a Valdez sandwich for you

by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

Nathandeep Valdezreet

Minimum wage mgdonalds worker who lives paycheque to paycheque, who uses his paycheque within the first hour on hypebeast clothing. some would say he's disabled.

Hey look we found a nathandeep valdezreet lets show him our bank accounts.

by Your Buddyy 200 May 21, 2019