by Dreamz January 20, 2008
Get the buzz maintenance mug.A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).
"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"
"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
by Mike Dandenault September 5, 2006
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Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).
Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.
by Markiwi September 14, 2006
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Get the Concussive Maintenance mug.A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.
by Billybobb789 February 16, 2022
Get the maintenance tech mug.1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.
2. Slave Drivers
3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.
2. Slave Drivers
3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.
Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.
by 231night crew August 18, 2009
Get the maintenance control mug.Beers drank in order to fend off the early stages of hangover and/or alcohol withdrawal. Also used to repress deep-seeded anger towards life in general.
by Major Awesome April 2, 2010
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