vaginatits

A girl that has tits that are so close together they look like a vagina.

Man that girl that I picked up at the bar last night had some bad Vaginatits, worst night of my life.

by Dylan Brooks November 21, 2019

Homo Vaginosis

The state of being, when a man no longer acts as a real man and wines like a woman. The condition appears to have spread to the majority of the male population. Symptoms include but are not limited to: complaining about minor complaints, having to ask the wife for her menstral cramp medications, acting like their dying when they have a cold, not knowning their medical conditions, allergies, or medications deferring all questions to their wife.

Homo Vaginosis is when a man acts like a pussy. I feely realy sick in need my mom, my back hurts, I need to go to the hospital.

by ERRNTX November 16, 2011

Vaginosis

1. A made-up disease where the main symptom is constantly acting like a vag

2. A person who constantly partakes in acts of vagery

3. A man who is always very effeminate

4. The disease exhibited by a homosexual male

5. The attribution of a vagina to a man

Rick: "What the hell is Yuriy's problem? He didn't come out to the bar so he could stay home and watch The Bachelor?"
Tom: "Yeah, he picked up a bad case of vaginosis last week."

"What a bitch, has Amanda always had that bad a case of vaginosis?"

Tom: "I can't believe that he didn't bet those pocket aces pre-flop."
Rick: "Looks like he's playing with a bad case of vaginosis."

Rick: "Did you hear about gay Joe?"
Dylan: "Yeah, I heard he got vaginosis."
Rick: "No, he got AIDS."

by Mr. Rickboto November 6, 2008

Vaginarise

The solution to dry skin and blue waffles....

To also smear yourself or others all over the place...

Vaginarise!

by Real Barry Manilow July 15, 2010

vaginasicle

While a woman is wet, and it is extremely cold out, the secreting liquid drips out of the vaginal cavity, and freezes while dripping, creating a vaginasicle

Eskimos have to deal with vaginasicles all the time.

Damn, I hate it when you get stabbed by the vaginasicle

by The_Enforcer_13 March 29, 2007

VaginaFish

When a vagina smells like fish, usually when a girl has her period or an infection, or both.

"Ew, do you smell that?"
"Yeah. It smells like VaginaFish."
"Nastayyyy."

by bb&tt December 5, 2009

Vaginalised

Past participle, past tense of vagina.lize
Etymology: constiting of 'vagina' and 'penalised.'

Literal meaning: Subject to espousing some form of controversy amongst feminists, instigating an oestrogen fuelled backlash.

Alan: Oh for fucks sake my wife escaped the kitchen again... Oh well, she wont get far without her tampons.

Bill: Careful Alan, say that around feminists and you might be vaginalised for it.

by WorkingReplica June 11, 2011