Vegetable

Something that is living, but their brain is not working, they have no personality, they're stupid, they live a dull life, ect.

Commonly used as a very harsh joke to describe people in comas, but used elsewhere on occasion.

Also a type of plant.

Mang, you so stupid you like a vegetable.

by Not a vegetable. August 16, 2009

vagtable

A vegetable that you can put in your vagina instead of a dildo

Carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, etc

Those dykes are so poor they use vagtables

by Kaytlinnn January 14, 2009

vegetable juice

hatsune miku lovess vegetable juice, and so do i!!!! <33
POPIPOPIPOPIPO PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🤪✌️

me: i love hatusne miku!
x: the anime waifu that has a song abt vegetable juice xd?
me:yes, shes my idol

by METTATONFUCKMEDARLING<3 December 11, 2021

MSN Vegetable

Someone added on msn that u never talk to but added just to make your contact list bigger.

OMG lol ive never talked to that girl on my contact list shes an MSN Vegetable.

by DaClevaDude June 2, 2009

vagtable

A very healthy, clean, delicious pussy comparable to vegetables, a common necesity needed to stay healthy.

Always eat your vagtables!

by arel May 28, 2007

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.

They live underground so you can't ever see them coming, and they have eyes all over so they can see you before you see them. Coined by Sam of Wisconsin.

Potatoes, they are the sneakiest vegetable.

by ^^SPAKVL^^ October 23, 2009

Gentleman Vegetables

Slang term for male genetalia.

I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables than have a female president.

by FreddyGiveHeady July 8, 2009