1.) To adorn ones crotchal region with swarovski crystals
2.) To use ones vagina as a brainwashing device, esp. for personal gain.
2.) To use ones vagina as a brainwashing device, esp. for personal gain.
"I wish she'd warned me that she'd gotten vajazzled. Now I have this wicked rash on my cum gutters."
valley girl#1: Wow Tiffany, another pair of Christian Loubs?? That's the third pair this week!
valley girl#2: Yeah, Jeff got them for me. He's totally vajazzled.
valley girl#1: Wow Tiffany, another pair of Christian Loubs?? That's the third pair this week!
valley girl#2: Yeah, Jeff got them for me. He's totally vajazzled.
by troppokelly April 4, 2010
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And now here's a review from Jennifer Love Hewitt: "After a break up, a friend of mine um, Swarovski Crystal my precious lady and it uh, shined like a disco ball." ah haaa~ well put, Jennifer.. well put. Those who wish to *ahem* "vajazzle their va-jay-jays" can read more about it, in her book 'The Day I Shot Cupid'.. sounds like a good read to me!!
by lolicakes March 23, 2011
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As Tod walked outside to his van, he had come to realize that his vehicle was vangazzled by a wild pack of orphans.
by Angelo Mags August 17, 2012
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