sneaky vandersloot

Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.

Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!

by smithee985 September 18, 2010

vanderstank

A new age corporate cult of discordian observance, suspected of brainwashing their employees and drinking their blood.

Improve your life in countless ways. Join the Vanderstank family today.

by Vanderleaks Official May 2, 2017

yamatonio vanderschmidt

Your my (Yamatonio) Virgin Mary (vanderschmidt)

Ewan you're my yamatonio vanderschmidt

by Golliwog April 17, 2017

taco vender

The equivelant of a male having his fly down and 'selling hot dogs', only for a female. She is selling tacos of the pink variety.

God Kim, stop vending tacos.

by Brandon February 18, 2005

vanderstench

The smell commonly found coming from sewers in metropolitan Nashville. Especially strong at certain locations on Vanderbilt's campus.

Person #1: Ahhh! What reeks?!
Person #2: That's the vanderstench!

by ThisIsNotMyName December 12, 2006

Vanderson Syndrom

Vanderson Syndrom is when you think you're better than everyone else because you play guitar, have long hair, like Nascar, always in a grumpy mood and have private parties no one is allowed to.

Person 1--Hey man! Kern has been acting so dumb lately!

Person 2-- Yeah dood, he must have Vanderson Syndrom, dumb long hair having hillbilly!!

by Lee Lemon April 14, 2010

vandersexxx

something that everyone seems to drop or leave at random places

"You dropped your vandersexxx back there."

by Team 7! January 16, 2008