Val is usually short for Valarie, Val is a short chubby psychopath if you come across a Val steer clear you do not want to get involved with her. Val may seem nice and cute at first but the more you get to know her the more you will realize how crazy she really is.
by Oof0129 June 4, 2019
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“We get it, you’re a Val.”
“Silence, Val.”
“We get it, you’re a Val.”
“Silence, Val.”
by themilfcouncil April 8, 2021
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The coolest, handsomest, smartest, the funniest, and the strongest thing around. Like, damn bro, where'd u get those MUSCLES?
Val is amazing.
by uhnn..~<3 April 2, 2019
Get the Val mug.An independent person who can do anything they put their mind to, they have a lot of determination and don't quit until their goal is accomplished. If you ever run into a val you'll be extremely lucky to have them in your life and most likely want to keep them around for as long as possible. they're going to a funny, smart, kind, loving, energetic, hard-working, and dependable person for you so make sure you don't miss your chance with them if you find one.
by That_one_lover September 12, 2021
Get the Val mug.Short for valid. Saying something is 'val' is agreeing with a former statement. This is just like saying something is true, saying fo sho, or stating word.
- "Dude, Lance is so gay, all he does is kiss ass."
- "Thats val man."
or
- "If we don't start changing the discount rate this economy is going to be fucked in the ear."
- "Val."
- "Thats val man."
or
- "If we don't start changing the discount rate this economy is going to be fucked in the ear."
- "Val."
by Gelsh June 10, 2006
Get the val mug.an exaggerated measurement, value or quantity that is absolutely ludicrous, unreal or a hyperbole (in the non-mathematical sense) with regard to its size or magnitude.
this ridiculous measurement was coined by an englishman who drives german automobiles, carries an enlarged left testicle and who turns red at the mere glimpse of sunlight in the morning; the anonymous englishman named the term after an anonymous non-practical woman (typically nearly 30 years of age) with origins from a nation or people celebrated for an austerely realist approach or practical outlook on life
this ridiculous measurement was coined by an englishman who drives german automobiles, carries an enlarged left testicle and who turns red at the mere glimpse of sunlight in the morning; the anonymous englishman named the term after an anonymous non-practical woman (typically nearly 30 years of age) with origins from a nation or people celebrated for an austerely realist approach or practical outlook on life
GIRL: I simply cannot sit on a barstool...I had 4000 guys in my bedroom last night (when in-fact, there were only 29 present).
GUY: Gosh, are you sure it wasn't 2,657 guys? You sound like such a Val!!!!!!!
GUY: Gosh, are you sure it wasn't 2,657 guys? You sound like such a Val!!!!!!!
by Tim_undercover<3 June 27, 2008
Get the val mug.val is a cunt and he likes sucking bbc he will do it for only 3 bucks.
he is russian and he is always wearing an adidas tracksuit
he is russian and he is always wearing an adidas tracksuit
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