Urethra Boner

When the piss you've stored in your urinary bladder starts going sicko mode and it gets harder and harder to move due to the pain, just like your dick when you get a boner.

Chad: The liquids in my body are moving everywhere! It hurts so much agh lemme sit down fam.
Derek: Ya homie lie down, that's a serious Urethra Boner.

by Thugisaurus October 22, 2019

narrow urethra

A curse upon mankind. Only known victim of this curse so far is Hank Hill.

Hank's narrow urethra made him take a minute longer to take a piss, and his chances of impregnating someone is extremely low.

by Deathgrind > you October 6, 2007

urethra

The body part that carries urine away from the bladder and out of the body. Males and females both have one. In men, seminal fluid also moves along this passage.

Catheters are inserted into the urethra.

by PinkVelvetSausageWallet July 23, 2006

Urethraholic

When one is sexually addicted to performing oral sex on males, females or both. Noted by constant cravings and aggitation when sexually deprived for extended periods.

If it's not one cock, it's another. Carla is a real urethraholic. She can't get enough.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Urethra Forklin

When a male urinates and the pee stream splits to the left and right, instead of shooting straight. This anomaly generally occurs after the male orgasms.

Girlfriend Susie: "Wow. That sex was great. Why do you look so sad?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "Well, I'm just dreading the Urethra Forklin that comes after."

Girlfriend Susie: "What's a Urethra Forklin?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "You know, I've always thought you were a stupid bitch."

by k795 June 25, 2016

urethraholic

An individual obsessed with pleasuring their own and other's peeholes.

That bitch Katie from knife to split was a hardcore urethraholic, never seen a chick cotton swab a dick like she did. As you know, she's dead and in her obituary it reads, "Will always be known as a sweet little girl by the boys down at the homeless shelter, she was abandoned at a young age and you can say Dirty Mike was a bit of a stork when it comes to the taking of children. A lady named Sarah found her after many a soup kitchens had been served in that tight little booty. She quickly discovered Katie had a fetish for putting things in peeholes when she handed her a pen to sign her name, looked away for a second and noticed Katie had placed it firmly in Sarah's urethra. Sarah's pretty much a pimp and collects abandoned hoes from the street, cleans them up a bit and then puts them through the most violent gauntlet fuck fests known to mankind.

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Urethra Conquest

The act of shoving a barrel of a PKP Pecheneg Light Machine Gun up a mans urethra

"If tim doesn't show up to the party, i will show him Urethra Conquest!"

by Freidrich Friednicht August 6, 2012