unibrow

growth of eyebrows such that it creates one long brow instead of two, seen often in cavemen and idiots.

look at that kid Lorenzo, he has a unibrow.

by Deadpool April 12, 2003

Canadian Unibrow

Sexual act in which a man performs anal sex until climax and then wipes his feces and semen covered penis across his partner's forehead. Forming a unibrow.

"She kept telling me that her eyes were burning after the Canadian Unibrow. I grabbed my stuff and left"

by milkaxor October 5, 2008

Unibrow

Unsightly growth extension of the eyebrow, forming what appears to be a single eyebrow which extends beyond the normal eyebrow range. Used in conjunction with Liphair (see description) by male members of Middle-eastern countries to determine whether a female of same origin is of consentual age.

Akbar, my good friend..Look at the unibrow and liphair on that fine Afghani woman. Indeed she is the most beautiful hairy mass I have laid my eyes upon.

by Josh January 3, 2004

unibrow

a tremedusly gay overgrowth of hair above the nose

George has a unibrow the size of bulgaira

by Robbie December 9, 2003

shave the unibrow

(v)-To go all out, take every measure of preperation

I really shaved the unibrow for this meeting.

by Jon Zamboni August 3, 2005

Unibrow

When a man shaves his pubic hair and saves the trimmings. He then ejaculates/shoots his load between a girls eyes and adds the pube trimmings...giving the lady the apparance of a unibrow

She was sucking my dick and I pulled out and came in between her eyes...then I threw my pubes ontop giving her a nice unibrow

by c richmond December 28, 2009

unibrow

when the normal two eyebrows have merged into a single, continous body of hair above the eyes. unibrows have been shown to score lower on standardized tests than their bi-brow brethren and also have a lower standard of living.

damn son, moses couldnt part that sea of eyebrow hairs over your eyes. you could land a fartin airplane on that unibrow.

by rilesworth March 12, 2007