Unicorniness

When a woman has a luminous aura surrounding her with and a mischievous grin on her face because she unleashed a unicorn and is now feeling the ness of "unicorniness". When an unleashed unicorn prances from man to man shoving its magical horn up their asses. Infecting them with a love spell similar to a love potion #9 but much more painful on the man. Every time he fucks up he shits a different color of the rainbow.

I'm looking forward to a year of unicorniness with you.

by Sarelli May 1, 2014

Unicorning

When a girl spreads her legs, and you strap a dildo to your head then you bounce up and down between on your knees between her legs until she climaxes.

Unicorned: Talking about when you were unicorning

Yo me and Suzy were unicorning all night last night

Yo me and Suzy unicorned all night last night

by Big Sexy Joey Moss November 15, 2016

Unicorning

A sex act wherein one participant affixes a strap-on to their forehead and uses it to penetrate their partner.

Dude, did you hear Andrew got caught unicorning Lauren last night?

by lethargic_sheep January 17, 2019

unicorning

being horny and wanting to fuck, it comes from a unicorn stuffed animal which name is horny.

damn i’m unicorning again

by duckingunicorn69 May 5, 2020

Unicorning

An art of being invited to a chat group
and then finding a topic of interest in the group which you may not agree with

so you decide to spam the group with messages of a product you are able to

profit from. An example would be spamming a Anti-(what ever topic you enjoy)
with your youtube videos.

I got in to that discord and they started a conversation about getting UNICORNED and I did not want to hear it , so I started unicorning my shit.

by Dinkerooh! October 10, 2020

Unicorning

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead

Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you

by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021

Unicorning

The act of one dressing up as a unicorn while having either a suction cup dildo or a strap on dildo attached to their bald head while engaged in intercourse. This form of sexual entertainment is expressed as a dildo/unicorn shaped sexual accessory wearer dubbed the ‘unicorn’ uses their dildo on their head to sexual arouse and cause an orgasm reaction to their partner by repeatedly thrusting their body back and fourth.

“There was much unicorning at the party”

“Can’t wait to unicorn you”

by Megatron84 July 18, 2024