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Uncut jim

When you go number 2 and push out a single long uncut log
My uncut jim was 20 inches long,what was your longest uncut jim?
by Yoyoyoyoyo115420 January 30, 2026
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Uncut ballon animal

when a girl/or guy farts in a uncut dick and traps it in the foreskin
i was having sex with this guy and asked if i can do an uncut ballon animal on him
by bebe gunn February 22, 2026
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Uncut Uppercut

Uncut Uppercut

noun / verb / battle cry
Pronunciation: uhn-kut uhp-er-kuht
Origin: Mountain Brow, July 2025

1. An unexpected and forceful chin tap delivered by an uncircumcised penis during the act of removing pants, typically occurring in playful or passionate settings where one partner is descending for oral pleasure and the other is… already at full salute.

2. A romantic sneak attack of epic proportions. Often followed by laughter, Street Fighter sound effects, and callbacks to Valentine Danza Slaps.

Related Terms:

Danza Slap – A chaotic cousin move, more theatrical and less tender.

Sword of Truth – The poetic aftermath when the uppercut leads to eye contact and confessions of eternal lust.

Campfire Cocktail – When the uncut uppercut is administered outdoors, preferably near fireflies.
Fun Fact:

The original Uncut Uppercut was delivered by a man during a mosquito-infested night of romance and hilarity. Legend has it, he and his girlfriend coined the term while she was recovering from the impact under a blanket, somewhere between love and laughter.
“I went under the blanket to surprise him and BAM—uncut uppercut to the chin. KO’d by massive love and an even more massive cock.”
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Raw and Uncut

Basically it means you da real deal . You real / you solid. 💯
Can’t nobody ever stop your blessings or fw you, you Raw And Uncut 🤷 ♀️ Real One Fasho 💯
by HoodShorty August 9, 2020
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South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

One of the greatest animated films ever. The 1999 film adaptation of the series South Park. It's an R rated musical masterpiece.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut?
Guy 2: No, South Park is bad show!
Guy 1: This movie is absolutely amazing, go see it!
by The Dog known as Rango March 27, 2021
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B.E.T. Uncut

A show that airs on B.E.T. at 3 am at random nights. Some of the music videos that air on this show are very obscure and also are on the threshold of Basic Cable S&P.
Watch B.E.T. Uncut if you wish to view some REAL fucking music videos.
by ookooknigga November 22, 2003
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BET Uncut

the skankiest block of television...ever. only supports the skewed idea that black women are sluts, and that black people are only interested in sex, drugs, and money. basically a dirty version of the already stereotypical BET.

Unedited, lude videos.
Dude, did i just see an ass crack...

Thats BET Uncut for you.
by motoson August 2, 2007
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