uncumfortable

The unsettling knowledge that somewhere, somebody has masturbated to or will masturbate to something you're viewing.

I saw that weird Fetischpro video, and it made me uncumfortable.

by col_chestbridge July 6, 2016

uncofortable

a person who likes the name johaan and hurts others feelings

you uncofortable me

by your borther in law June 30, 2018

Uncomfartable

When you've got mad toots building up in your gut, but you're in public so you can't let it out. The pain just festers until you can make a run to the bathroom.

That combo of jalapeno chips and coffee put me in quite the uncomfartable situation during the staff meeting.

by waffleyacht September 14, 2020

Uncumfortable

When you are unable to cum, usually because of some thing or person

"Damn bro those clothes are makin me uncumfortable, you should take them off."

by ArezOrthodox March 19, 2023

Comfortably Uncomfortable

When you decide not to let unpredictability or uncertainty affect you and your future—you have come to terms that you have got to live with chaos, no matter how disruptive it can be in putting up a brake to your life’s goals.

Instead of blaming events or things that he’s no control over, John has learned to be comfortably uncomfortable in coping with life’s challenges—he doesn’t let bad breaks or misfortunes affect his attitude towards life; instead, he’s grateful that he can rely on God’s wisdom to overcome whatever obstacle comes his way.

by MathPlus July 20, 2018

Uncomfortable Worm

An uncomfortable worm is what you become if all of these three requirements are met.

1. You must be uncomfortable.
2. You must be warm.
3. You must suck at typing.

If you achieve all three of these things, it is very likely you will become an uncomfortable worm.

Chris: I am uncomfortably worm.

Person 2: Lolz, you made a typo, you should make that your msn screen name.

Chris: GREAT IDEA! I AM NOW THE UNCOMFORTABLE WORM!

by Super Mario! May 7, 2008

uncomfartable

(adj.) position and/or situation in which one finds his or her self unable to fart.

When I was at the funeral, it was the most uncomfartable thing ever.

by Stephanie and Bethany January 27, 2009