unboxing

The Internet trend of showing photos or video from the unpacking of a retail box of some desirable product, such as the latest laptop or portable music player.

Did you see the unboxing of the new super-thin laptop?

by 2GooD February 1, 2008

unboxing

A nerd's version of peeling off a girl's panties for the first time.

Poor Billy nearly jizzed his pants on live camera while unboxing his new phone!

by CSSO August 19, 2009

Unboxing

-Eliminating your chances of ever touching a female by reviewing cheap consumer crap on youtube.

-Posting online as an expert on items that have no lasting value whilst serving as a distraction, to you alone, as you get no tail.
-A process by which nature protects us from the potential offspring of droves of amusingly self important web personalities and pseudo experts.

Wow, nice unboxing. You just c-blocked yourself for a good year. Next time, try reviewing a fleshlight. It will come in handy.

by wh1dee February 12, 2010

uncooked chicken

A fat chick lying on her back ready for missionary. (E.Lincourt-2006)

In comparison to what an uncooked chicken looks like lying on the counter before it is cooked for dinner. A Big bulbous body with little arms, big thighs and the skin full of tiny goosebump-like pours where all of it's feathers have been plucked from.

Man, I got so drunk that night that I setted for an uncooked chicken!

by erp2 August 11, 2007

Unbonerable

The act of not being able to attain a boner

(Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face)
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by MC Deadpool June 19, 2009

Unbrother

The act of emotionally removing oneself from a sibling, specifically being a brother.

Lenny has been unbrothered.

by AGBBibag January 1, 2012

Unbortion

Just put it back in

my card declined so he gave me an Unbortion

by tyrell Mcdangledick November 24, 2020