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Lars Ulrich

Evil dwarven danish midget metal percussion god.
Lars Ulrich unleashed a blizzard of hard-rockin' fury upon the altar of his mighty drum kit.
by ArekRashan March 9, 2004
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umpicorn

The masturbation session before a party full of attractive women.
"I had an umpicorn before the no pants party so I don't act too thirsty"
by bigdaddyupicorn November 30, 2016
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Jacob Ulrich

Jacob Ulrich is a guy who spends and extravagant amount of money for no profit
Did you hear Jacob Ulrich spent $50,000 on his car and can’t make it out of the LCS?
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Ulrick

"Ulrick" is a well known curse word reffering to the ancient, useless sea creature known as "The Ulrick".

Ulrick is a rare fish species living in the Arctic Ocean(Mesopelagic - found 50-1100 meters down). The Ulrick is a poor hunter. It's survival is depending on the hard work of other cods or flatfishes.

The Ulrick spends its days getting high on seaweed, occasionally checking in with the others to create the illusion of actually doing something constructive.

The Ulrick comes off as a highly threatening creature, with big spikes on its back. Some of them are black as night with light organs in random places on their bodies.

The light organs of this sea animal create lights by using a chemical process called "confusianus". Confusianus erupts whenever the creature is confused about it's surroundings, usually after eating way to much seaweed.

For this reason, the Ulrick often comes of as a fucking strobelight, moving around in random directions, looking for other peoples food in order to supress its never ending munchies.

In reality, the Ulrick is sad, harmless creature on the verge of extinction.

The curse word "Ulrick" is mostly used out of frustration.
Damn it Marge! This Ulrick-computer is useless!
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Ulric

The act or rubbing your genitals on an unwilling victims face.
Oh man I just pulled an Ulric on Mark! Got my junk right in his face, lulz.
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Ulrich

A skinny selfish life loving and popular guy
Omg that guy I meat was such an Ulrich!
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Lars Ulrich

Drummer for the best thrash metal band of all time.
Dude, I get to go see Lars Ulrich September fifth.
by J.J. Shivers March 5, 2009
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