ultimo

a man, usually bald inserts his head into a ladies vagina

i got ultimoed last night
lips stinging a bit though

by pasa November 11, 2006

Ultimo-Gaywad

A gay psyshic jewish nazi eskimo porn star midget with a pegleg made of hardened kangaroo turds.

Oh look... here comes the Ultimo-Gaywad

by HippySlayer October 23, 2004

unimoob

Two moobs that have morphed together. Usually on the left side.

"I think that Sophia has a unimoob.."
"Shut up, you're just jealous of my DDDDs"

by jefftheugg December 12, 2012

Le blumpkin ultimo

The much fabled predecessor of the blumpkin pie, le blumpkin ultimo is the act of recieving fellatio whilst taking a shit on the toilet, then pinching a piece off and smearing it on the girl/guys nose.

OMG! Mark just totally gave me Le blumpkin ultimo!

by elfa89 May 19, 2009

ultimo flicka of DOOM

Something you yell when you want to wake someone up, holding out your hand in a 'flicking' posture.

"ULtiMO FLICkA of DOOOOOOOM!!!!!"

by matt May 28, 2004

ultimo connection

a form of crappy internet connection

that guy got a ultimo connection.

by ace987654 December 9, 2007

ultimo connection

a crappy internet connection, always lagging on first person shooters on video games.

jhon: that guy is skipping everywhere i cant shoot him.

mike: he has an ultimo connection.

by ace987654 December 16, 2007