Ukrainian Waterslide

When you spank off in a chic's ass crack. Once her shitter is full of your baby batter, one gets a running start and jumps on her legs, with a raging boner. Your meat missle misses going in her asshole and pushes your cum up onto her back as you slide forward leaving her back in a frothy whitewater mess.

Megan said she wanted something different Not wanted to take Megan's anal virginity, Hal gave Megan a Ukrainian Waterslide. Hal slid off and hit the coffee table. The next day he was in a neck brace.

by RoawdyC June 3, 2016

Ukrainian Piledriver

When a man knocks a woman unconscious. He then proceeds to build a pulley system on the ceiling of his room. He then ties the woman, by her feet, to the pulley system, slowly pulling her up. at this time, the man, with his penis out, positions himself right below the woman's mouth. He then releases the pulley. Right before the woman's mouth hits his penis, he trusts upwards with his penis, shoving his cock in her mouth and through her neck, impaling her.

"Last night was a disaster. i gave this girl a UP (ukrainian piledriver), and i killed her."

"..........YES!!" (high fives)

by Darryl Harding August 22, 2006

ukrainian boat ride

being promised a trip or experience that sounds fun, but ultimately ends with your death.

see that guy? he stole from the mafia, and now Tony is going to take him for a ukrainian boat ride.

by piggysmacks August 25, 2009

Ukrainian

Someone from Ukraine, or of Ukrainian descent. Usually stands at an above average height, but many are known to be quite enormous (e.g. Klitschko's).
A true Ukrainian speaks his native tongue and knows how to dance. We tend to stay out of world affairs, because we have enough of our own problems with Moscals breathing down our necks.
Some Ukrainians usually tend to dislike Russians, because of the history and culture they have stolen from us and accredited to themselves, even our native dish called Borsch!
In all they are fine people who are easy to be friends with.

Ukrainians colonized them during the ages of Kievan Rus.

Colonized who?

Ruskies.

by Stepan Bandera April 19, 2008

Ukranian Breakfast

The act of cracking two eggs and dumping the yoke on to a woman's vagina, then eating it out.

Guy 1: So the other day I had a Ukranian Breakfast...
Guy 2: No way! I heard those are the shit!

by pringlekid March 29, 2010

ukranian

really HOT ,not always friendly , but kind people dat have suffered a lot.

Look @ dat fuckin american he duznt even know wot real life is like , but he thinks he can judge ukrainians.

by Ukrainian October 29, 2003

ukranian

1. Best former Soviet Block ever!
2. One who eats bread + salted lard.
3. One who comes from the biggest country in Europe with a shit-poor economy.
4. An answer u get when u ask me if i'm Russian.

He's ukrainian cuz he eats 'xlib' and 'salo'.

by Ivan D. July 7, 2005