BMW car using it's turn signal

A sight almost as rare as bigfoot or the fountain of youth, if you do see one and tell other people they will not believe you.

Many believe it to be an urban legend or a made-up and baseless hoax made by BMW to make drivers feel safer whenever they're behind a BMW car.

Jim: "Bro, did you see that BMW car using it's turn signal?"
John: "You must be on something or lying, everyone knows that's an urban legend."

by Lolbito69 May 12, 2021

changing lanes without using your signal

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex without warning the girl. Must be done in a quick fashion.

Jake : Hey did you end up changing lanes without using your signal on that chick last nite?

Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.

by switchbladejake October 11, 2008

using my toothpaste

Someone who said they would stay for a couple of nights but what they actually meant was 3 weeks.

She came over and still hasn't left, she is totally using my toothpaste!

by Laurensky September 3, 2005

using buddy

"Using buddy" is a term used to describe an addict's primary partner in crime who is at the same level of addiction and decision making as the addict themself.

Using buddy can be a compliment among addicts "you are the best using buddy ever!", or a disparaging comment - for example if someone calls you a crack addict in a critical way because of your behavior, and you reply "fuck you, using buddy" to indicate they are the pot callint the kettle black.

by dancing panda April 19, 2009

Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.

Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)

by EvilHamster August 1, 2012

Unsingle

(1) The state of being in a committed relationship with someone who is not committed to the relationship.

(2) Not single, but not officially in a relationship.

I have wasted many years being an unsingle woman, giving my heart to men who never had any intention of committing to me exclusively.

by Btwitsjennifer April 2, 2019

Facebook Summer "One-upping"

The period of time right after school gets out, and into the greater part of summer, when people on Facebook must one-up everyone's posts to try to show that they're having a better summer than everyone else.

Person 1's Post: Had a fun time last night, I love summer.

Person 2's Post: Last night was INSANE, this summer's gonna be awesome!

Person 3's Post: Yesterday could NOT have been any better! And today will be just as awesome! My summer is gonna be soooo badass!!

Person 1's Post: Wow it's like a Facebook summer "one-upping" convention.

by Cody Mu October 27, 2011