Twangle

The weird feeling you get when you are expecting to experience a certain thing, but experience something else instead.
For example.. when you take a drink, and you expect it to be milk but it turns out to be apple juice.
Or.. when you are climbing stairs, and you expect there to be one more step than there actually is.

I had a twangle when I sat down there, the seat was much lower than I thought it was going to be!

by Kirsty and Nog January 11, 2011

Twangster

A person, usually male, that can't seem to decide between being a cowboy, and being a gangster. These people usually wear an odd assortment of clothing and accesories that include: cowboy hats, hurley caps, leather boots, jackets with emo loops, chaps and jeans, big gangster rings, lots of bling, gloves and knives. They tend to be more aggressive when traveling in groups of 3 or more. Twangsters usually seem to join whatever group seems to be more dominant at the time, and will not hesitate to switch when possible.

"Good grief, look what Heston is wearing today!"
"Wow, cowboy boots and a flat billed hat?"
"Maybe tommorow he will come to school selling weed off his tractor"
"Yeah he is a real Twangster"

by Hookerbot 4000 February 17, 2010

Twancing

Dancing like a twat for amusement of oneself.

Did you see that guy twancing, he looked like a wanker

by Twancing fool June 10, 2011

Twankboi

A twankboi is the type of person that pulls their pants all the way down when they use a urinal, just in general a douchebag.

Ben: maaaan why does that guy have his pants all the way down when he pisses in the urinal?
Tyrone: man, dat guy is a twankboi

by Joestir November 6, 2018

Menage of Twang

Any sexual encounter shared by three or more people simultaneously in which at least one of the involved parties is playing an acoustic instrument and receiving pleasure at the same time.

We played a show tonight at the local Stein and Deli, and then afterwards these three girls wanted to have a Menage of Twang with me at the after-party. All three of them went down on me while I played Freebird on the banjo.

by bamamamamama October 2, 2010

Twanked

Fucked.
Hammered.
Buckled.
Sloshed.
Drunk.
Inebriated.
Shitfaced.
Blackout.
Turntup.
Crunk.

Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"

by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015

twangy

A musical sound that has characteristics used in blue grass or country music. The term is commonly used by guitarists to identify tone quality (timbre) that is more similar to a banjo than a guitar.

Your guitar sounds twangy.

by Professor Drum Freak November 27, 2015