typing dyslexia

someone who can't really type properly, constantly screwing up, but are really fast great typists, just mess up which hand. not dyslexic in real life.

a person with typing dyslexia is typing dyslexic (though they might say it typing dixleysc).

Jessi took 81 tries to type OCD ALERT last night, she has such typing dyslexia.

by SVU~FREAK July 16, 2008

Tylina

An amazing couple of the people Melina and Tybalt. They may fight alot but they both know its all a joke, and if it isent they get over it very quickly. They go to mcdonalds for dates and have two persistent stalkers call swas and dev

Wow look its Tylina at Macdonalds

by Swazzzzzzzy September 2, 2021

Machine Gun Typing

Rapid stop and go typing that one does when instant messaging. Can be identified by the tell tale sounds of:

tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
and so on...

Named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. Usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that IMs until 5am every night.
Also known simply as "machine gunning".

Coworker 1: "Can you assist us with this project? We need everybody's help, because there's a ton of work."

Coworker 2: "I'm really busy right now. Kind of overwhelmed."

Coworker 3: "Bullshit! All you're doing is IMing your friends. It's pretty damn obvious by your constant machine gunning. Now do your frikkin' job."

I really needed to crash because I had the spins from partying too hard, but I was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he'll probably never meet in real life.

by Toonces the Driving Kat May 16, 2010

Tyvin

a person who survives through the toughest of situations and has the best friends ever. Tyvin has an incredibly dirty mind but is still a very nice guy. . Sexy, cute, funny, sweet and everything a girl could wish for. Spends most of his time with his son, but Overall a Good Guy.

Girl, get u a tyvin

by ThickyThickGirl March 16, 2017

The Mike Tyson experience

The mike tyson experience is when your about to cum on a girls face, you cum and when her face is covered in your cum you proceed to haymaker that hoe in the face so hard that she forgets her name. Biting off her ear is optional.

Damn johnny gave Emily The Mike Tyson experience

by uwuwuwuwuwuwuuuuwwuwuw July 13, 2022

cry-typing

When you're crying so hard, you can't type properly. This is usually exaggerated to make whoever you're talking to feel bad.

Boyfriend: I think we need to take a break.
Girlfriend: wati arey ou brakeing up wwithme righ now?
Boyfriend: Are you really crying or are you just cry-typing?

by Pickle Farmer December 22, 2012

Retarded Typing

A way of typing in which some noobs and dumbasses specialize in. Anyone can type like this. Some do, some don't.

TyPiNG LiKe dIs DOeS NOt MaKE u CoOL iT mAkEs yOu LoOK rEtArDeD!
DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS!
Do Not Capitalize Every Single Word!
D0 n07 u53 57up1d 1337 y0u d4mn n3rd!
Do not u$e $ymbols dumb@$$!
- Retarded Typing

by I<3Sgt.Frog August 9, 2010