cuban typhoon

purpose: noun, adjective

definition:
1. like the tropical storms that pass over the caribbean, being unexpected and only seen by professionals. being exciting and changing situations., for the best or the worst,

1. The Cuban typhoon has arrived to the party, and he is gonna shake things up, baby!

by your friendly friend carlitos September 10, 2009

Backdoor Typhoon

A Backdoor Typhoon is a glorious sex act, in which you fuck a woman in the ass while giving her a swirly.

Dave: yo Dawg, how was that dank partay last night?
Chris: it was Gnarly, I gave Cheryl a backdoor typhoon. I think she hates me now
Dave: SOOOOO SOLID!

by CarpetFucker April 15, 2014

Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda)

A tropical cyclone, super typhoon that hit ground in the Philippines on Friday, the 8th of November 20013. With winds up to 195 miles per hour the storm may be the largest typhoon to hit land in recorded history. It is estimated to have had a death toll numbering in the thousands. Destruction from Typhoon Haiyan, or Typhoon Yolanda as it is known in the Philippines, was massive.

Trees, buildings and cars were swept away in the almost 200 mph winds of Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda). The Typhoon Haiyan (Yolanda) wreaked havoc in the Philippines and surrounding countries with waves of over 20 feet.

by thatshit November 11, 2013

Hairy Poon Typhoon

An extremely hairy vagina, that is dripping wet

When I went down on the bitch I met at the bar, I simply refused because of that hairy poon typhoon in her panties.

by VelvetFog January 13, 2015

Mystical Space Typhoon

A card in Yu-Gi-Oh! that is well know to be a staple and is able to negate other card effects. It's more well-known to be called simply "MST".

How to use Mystical Space Typhoon:
You activate that card? Fine, I MST it!

by C107: Parasite Spark Falcon July 31, 2017

Dirty Nasty Rancid Typhoon

(Warning: Attempt at your own risk) When you eat nothing but 6 month expired food for 3 weeks straight, then after the three weeks you eat a box of prescription strength laxatives. While waiting for the laxatives to take effect you tie up the recipient of the DNRT to a chair with their mouth forced open. When the laxatives begin to work position your chocolate starfish directly over their face and then spray as hard as humanly possible.

Chris: You look horrible, what happened?
Nick: I've eaten nothing but expired food for the last three weeks and last night I DNRT'd Vikki.
Chris: Oh my God, is she still alive?
Nick: I don't know, after I finished I ran out of their and forgot to untie her.
Chris: I'm never going to Dirty Nasty Rancid Typhoon anyone, that's disgusting...

by Chocolatenix October 24, 2011

ass typhoon

When someone's asshole is gaped to the point where you can use it like a hubble telescope.

Guy 1: I heard joey got an ass typhoon from that gangbang yesterday
Guy 2: That's what he gets for being queer bait

by The Douggernaut October 2, 2017