Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.
Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode
Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode
singular form: "Oi you Twonker!"
or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")
or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")
by DomCornerLeone July 3, 2008
Get the Twonker mug.term used to describe a fat, smelly, whinning little brat who's always acting up in public while the trashy parents do nothing about it.
I totally wanted to gattling gun the fuck outta that gum-smackin' road whore and her little tweenkie-eatin' stinker at the dentist office today...Christ!
by HB November 30, 2004
Get the tweenkie-eatin' stinker mug.An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.
by Squid December 12, 2004
Get the twonker mug.A term used to define those 40-something men who decide that they like the feel of Lycra next to their skin whilst imagining they're Bradley Wiggins astride their Pinarellos and Cervelos as they cruise the lanes and byways of every county on a weekend. AKA cyclists or MAMIL's (Middle-aged men in Lycra)
Annabel was late for her luncheon appointment at the Nags Head. Upon arrival her chums quizzed her as to the lateness of her arrival and the beetroot-like complexion of her face. She replied "I've spent half a bloody hour stuck behind a dozen ghastly Twonks in their day-glo costumes on their Raleigh Choppers with absolutely no thought for us poor 4x4 drivers! I need a G&T times two and make it swift"
by Top Floor Geezer October 20, 2013
Get the Twonk mug.by kingdequanexvjr January 22, 2015
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A fat twink. A homosexual male who wears clothes 2 sizes too small. Is usually a bottom, with bleached hair, and listens to basic pop music. Would be considered a twink but lacks the heroin sheik body.
until his gastric bypass EJ Johnson was a twonk.
by NinaboninaAbdujibarBrown June 6, 2018
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