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Twittard

A term coined on the blog www.MotivatedMonkey.com.

It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.
Guy 1: Dude, Vince just signed up for a Twitter account yesterday. He's like a year and a half behind the evolution cycle.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a twittard.
by MotivatedMonkey.com April 1, 2009
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twitturgatory

Place/state of being: when or where you are not able to add tweets to a twitter account, possibly because you've exceeded some arbitrary limit.
Also, standard reminder: If I end up in twitturgatory, coverage will continue, undaunted, at @anotherkady #NotW
by TinTincognito July 20, 2011
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twitterdoodle

When a boy gets really excited right before sexual intercourse, his penis will get hard while traveling in a small circle and then shooting out cum.
Bro, I got so excited I accidentally twitterdoodled all over this chick's face.

Damn brooo.
by sikhlover January 23, 2011
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fuck a duck in the titturd

when you get pissed off at something that happened
fuck a duck in the titturd i missplaced my car keys

fuck a duck in the titturd i missed out on a large wedge tornado
by The Bandit May 3, 2008
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Twittarded

A term coined on the blog www.MotivatedMonkey.com.

It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.
Guy 1: Dude, Vince just signed up for a Twitter account yesterday. He's like a year and a half behind the evolution cycle.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's twittarded.
by MotivatedMonkey.com April 1, 2009
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twitterdrunk

"i am tweeting this..fadsfjsdbhifusflsdfhasodfhludsaf" , Hey Bob i think John is twitterdrunk.
by Michaelgdfa September 5, 2010
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Twitterdick

Twitterdick; (noun) the sensitive area of ones public persona that becomes damaged when said individual is savaged on Twitter.
Me: Did you see the tweet from the Holocaust Museum saying Lindsay Graham was full of shit?
Friend: Yeah....right in the twitterdick.
by New_Uzer November 27, 2018
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