Tweetfart

a lapse in the thought process while tweeting that causes you to post something that maybe you shouldn't.

@Kanye :I know I said I'd bite my tounge but 6 AMA noms for a 19 year oLd?!?! Two albums!? Fuck that!!!!!

TMI can lead to tweetfarting. Here is an example:
@ruthakers They canceled school and reminded everyone to "Prepare for a blackout" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening* (definitely a tweetfart)

by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweef

When a nipple usually releases air, normally after being sucked for long periods of time.

Damn, I had some major tweef action going on after the baby had lunch!

by Will Skatamunka June 11, 2006

Tweef

Similar to a queef, only happening out of a males penis. A dick fart.

That wind-sock fluttering in the breeze reminds me of that big tweef I let out earlier.

by Drewy Clark August 28, 2009

Tweeflex

A combination of the two words "Tweet" and "relex". Using the social network twitter without thinking of what you wrote.

For example, the "@" reply sign. "@lol haha dude that was awesome!" ... "Hmm did I just @lol ... TWEEFLEX!"

by RAVERJONO May 11, 2009

tweetfault

Your icon picture that is used on twitter.

I took my tweetfault with my best friend. Now we have matching tweetfaults.

by iEpicUsername August 25, 2011

Tweetfucker

1. A person who over tweets on twitter.

2. A faggot, or homosexual.

Kim kardashian is a tweetfucker.
That tweetfucking virgin.

by RCB'rizzle December 31, 2009

tweetfight

A tweet fight is a topic battle that takes place on the Twitter social network. Two or more people may start a tweet fight; similar to a meme, but with the pretense of someone "winning".
A tweet fight starts similarly to Street Fighter in that you announce the fight, name your challengers, name the topic and then fight. (see example)
Tweet Fights can also be compared to a "Yo Mama" fight.

The first rule about #tweetfight is:

1. There are no rules.

@ohsnapitsMegan: @offdutygnome READY! #tweetfight :
Yo Mama : FIGHT!

@offdutygnome: @ohsnapitsMegan Yo Mama got a wooden leg with a kickstand!

@ohsnapitsMegan: @offdutygnome Yo Mama so fat and stupid she heard it was chilly outside so she grabbed a bowl and a spoon!

by TorchesTogether5 July 24, 2009