Twatting Around

To mess around in a childish manner

Fancy Twatting around with some bangers

by Mark December 7, 2003

twatting

the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.

I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter

by lordmind May 7, 2009

twatting

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe

I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.

by Cap'n J June 25, 2004

twatting

Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...

I've got a twatting exam today dammit!

by Natalie Windsor March 14, 2004

Twittering

"Twittering" is a word mistakenly used to describe the action of posting a comment on Twitter. It is primarily said by people who have never used Twitter before, and only heard about it from and friend or a T.V show.

The proper word would be "tweeting" (see tweeting)

Hey man, did twitter that message to your friends? - Guy 1

No, but I tweeted the post to my followers... - Guy 2

I think I'm going to be twittering this link to everyone I know! - Guy 1

It's called tweeting... - Guy 2

by The Mysterious Mister M April 27, 2010

twittersingle

Adj: a status of a person who is in a relationship or married but does not behave as such on Twitter.

His wife sent about 20 angry tweets to me. I replied, "it ain't my fault your husband's acting twittersingle. You're barking up the wrong tree. Yell at him."

by CJFierce September 4, 2013

twatting out

Verb

When someone overreacts to something menial in a negative, sometimes unprofessional manner. These reactions are out of line, and often aggressive and/or passionate in nature.

Conversation between co-workers
Person A: "Hey, I noticed (insert something stupid that person B did).
Person B: "insert combination of snide comments, expletives, and overall bitchiness"

Later:
Conversation between two friends
Person A: "God, she's so fucking annoying."
Person C: "Yeah, sounds like she was twatting out"

by Ich.Bin.Literally.Hitler March 9, 2017