Twatolimit

The limit you reach when dealing with twats all day.

I have been dealing with idiots all day I have reached my Twatolimit.

by Crazycookie August 20, 2022

Mister Twatbox

Someone who is self important to a degree of uber arrogance.

Mister Twatbox is Someone who is regarded by most people as a complete dick, even amongst his friends.

i.e 'That Mr Twatbox Gordon Broon'
'Here comes Mr Twatbox, try and ignore him'

by Elbow grease May 9, 2010

twatopsy

The digital-olfactory examination of the vagina determine if it is suitably edible.

I was going to go down on that chick until I performed a twatopsy. Man, that cooch stank.

by GrimCT January 16, 2008

Twatock

Derived from the words Twat and Pillock. Used as an insult when someone has done something more stupid than a pillock, but not quite as bad as a twat.

Eric: "Hey, Dave, you know that cement you've just laid?"
Dave: "Aye"
Eric: "I've just walked in it"
Dave: "You fucking daft Twatock"

by nipperooney August 10, 2009

Twatopotamus

A twatopatomus is an idiot that looks like a hippo.

Omg she’s so stupid! She even looks like a twatopotamus!

by Twat__ December 24, 2019

twatorama

a smackdown of twats

jenna and lauren had a total twatorama last nite.
it was redic.

by VikkiMontropolis March 4, 2007

Twatonomics

The economy of twat- the gains and losses related to the market of attracting and having relations with women. A player is understands twatonomics better than a high school freshman ever could.

Dude 1: Man, I am just not pulling any tail lately!
Dude 2: Well, you just don't understand the current twatonomics bro!
Dude 1: Yeah, I could use a refresher on twatonomics.
Dude 2: Don't worry, my cousin Tito has got a PhD in twatonomics and is pulling in the tastiest birds! He'll teach you a lesson or two.

by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008