twatcracker

1. One who is in the business of stealing another persons V-Card

2. A food such as a wheat thin or other type of cracker that has been laced with vaginal juices

1. You twatcracker, you had sex with a virgin last night!

2. Damn that twatcracker was nasty as shit

by UTC (Uncle TwatCracker) June 18, 2007

Twating

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

twasic

one step worse than a twat

your a smart one arnt ya you twasic

by ron-scotland September 4, 2008

Twatiest

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.

Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."

by rames royce April 14, 2011

Twatclanger

The female equivalent of 'Cockwomble'

Especially if she holds any position of authority

That burger place is extensively staffed by Cockwombles & Twatclangers

by JoKitsch October 28, 2014

Twatchers

is a person that waits for you to tweet something , then talks about what you tweet in they're next tweet (subtweet) ..

" DAMN ! I am too cute today . Wearin my cute heels & this tight dress :) "

" she know good & well she aint cute "
*the last person was a Twatchers*

by to RAW for you August 4, 2011

twatcicle

a derogatory term for a woman deemed to be an icy bitch. Combines the terms the words, twat and icicle.

Whitni- "Yo girl, that bitch down the hall needs to get that stick out of her hoochy ass and stop being such an asshole"
Abby- "Fo' sure girl, what a twatcicle!"

by Tim, courtesy of Abby January 6, 2008