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Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.
So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.
by acidonion August 31, 2016
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go commit toaster bath

One of the worst possible things you can say to someone.
Frank: Go commit die. Jeff: Go commit toaster bath. *Frank dies*
by autisticgenderturtle October 5, 2018
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toaster bath

A noun pertaining to an act of suicide, usually used in a sarcastic manner.
by Adam Morgan February 17, 2008
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ToasterSexual

You like to stick your fat cock into a nice toaster on full power. Even the sight of a toaster will cause you to bust the fattest nut in history, and flood the world until every toaster in existence has tasted your cum.
Jim: I'm ToasterSexual
Anna: *Grabs Toaster*
Jim: *Drowns Anna in cum*
by I fuck toasters June 15, 2021
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pie taster

Generally regarded as a man, although some women also enjoy it as well, who takes pride, and gets tremendous enjoyment out of orally satisfying his woman. A truly good "pie taster" has an amazing ability with his tongue, lips, and yes, even his nose, to always satisfy a woman. To the "pie taster", the sweet taste and fragrance is only beat by the woman's reaction - physically and orally (as in moaning and groaning). Pure pleasure for both people, if done properly. A true "pie taster" causes his woman and himself as well to lose track of time - the only time limit is her ability to continue...
A true "pie taster" always dreams of a true cherry pie. Regardless of that fact or dream, he is always ready to enjoy any kind of pie - except maybe a “cowpie”, but you never know about that either.
by Panchoman Jr. January 28, 2007
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twatterrhea

When a woman is on her menstural cycle and her monthly flow is very heavy .
"You gonna come watch the game over at brizzles?" "nah my girl has the dreaded TWATTERRHEA"
by STEVIE-O 904 February 21, 2009
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The Toaster Revolution

A political movement. The name The Toaster Revloution,came about for reasons unclear. What ever the reason the use of toasters, or rather the "correct" use of toasters has played a large part in splitting people on the issue. There are murmers of an underground war on the issue, the opposition headed by a man formerly known as Sir. James and now just as James, and the Toaster Revolution rumoured to be headed by various people through out history.
It is debated by some that James stole the name from the actual Toaster Lovers in Guelph (who actually did love toasters because women shunned them), and fabricated the entire revolution as a cover to hide some nefarious deeds of his own, the nature and origion of which noone can guess. Though certain conspiracy theorists, have tied it all in with a group of evil walrus people, who are said to live under the ground somewhere in the general area of Canada, and the northern United States, whom they believe to be the real governing force behind those countries as well as many others. The "evil walrii" as they call them are said to be coming to a war with the "Vikings under Norway" (similar idea as with the evil walruses but the walruses rely more on technology, and are walruses), in which the fate of human kind will be decided (eigther way human's reign would theoretically come to an end, it would merely be a question of complete annihilation or slavery).
Many lives were lost in the Toaster Revolution.
by James Dracon February 8, 2008
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