Mark twain

A Master bating method where someone else grabs your junk and you grab their hand to work your junk.

Jeremy was tired of feeling his own dick so he used chuck to perform the Mark Twain so Jeremy could get off

by WormforFish April 22, 2018

Mark Twain

A slimy school for little boys who juul and fail their classes. Also why are the school colors so bad like come on guys

Ugh my school is SUCH a mArK tWaIn

by Yes ma’am April 18, 2019

Shania Twain

A no talent having, slutty dressing country "singer" who has sold her soul to the devil to be popular. Songs are awful, mostly due to her writing most of them. Frequently uses a straining, whining tone while "singing".

When Shania Twain sings, it sounds like a cat is getting repeatedly hit by a tennis racket. But I'd still nail her.

by Ted Worthington October 08, 2005

Shania Twain

A a woman who tries to call herself a country singer. Tries being the key word.

A: I was listening to a country station and Shania Twain came on.
B: I bet that ruined the station.
A: Pretty much.

by Chica_Chica February 21, 2006

Get Twained

A term used to express disrespect when a person gets destroyed. When someone gets ‘twained’ they are so colossally obliterated it’s beyond physical, mental or spiritual repair.

“Get twained, idiot!”

Damn, Luke really got twained in trivia.

by Eggma October 27, 2020

Mark Twain

Much like a hitler but used with seamen, creating the illusion of a white mustache

I gave Brett a Mark Twain while he was sleeping

by Mike-man October 30, 2005

Shania Twain

When the power goes out and you have to use a glow stick to piss.

"I'm on that Shania Twain shit."

by Dskijner May 04, 2014