tut

The single worst and most racist word
A tut can be described as a dick, a cunt, a prick, dickhead, piece of shit... pretty much whatever you want to call someone who’s pissing you off

Person 1: says some stupid shit
Person: stfu you tut

by Nssyt November 5, 2019

tut

Colloquial merging of 'to' and 'the', promenant in Western England.

"Shall we go tut pub?"

by Mac Ward April 30, 2006

tut

A short expression for a laugh - An audio version of "LOL"

>Why'd the chicken cross the road?
<I dunno
>To get to the other side
>Tut, dude that was almost funny.

by Loserwithnoshoes November 10, 2003

Tuts

Pubes, Pubic Hair, crouch hair

My tuts are growing out of control they need trimming.

by BilliamTheGreat August 31, 2007

rut-tut-tut

1. The catchphrase of the two switch maestro penguins in their advert.

2. The last, vain attempt to get a laugh once a joke has gone flat. Usually unsuccessful.

1."Dum-dum-dum-da-dum, Rut-tut-tut."

2. "and then the French guy says 'deoderant, what's that?'. Heheh (awkward silence). Umm.. rut-tut-tut?"

by Brentmeister May 23, 2005

tut

crush

by mista8 November 1, 2003

TUT

TUT- a tut is a term used for the area of the larger womans body (her chest and gut) is one UNIT. it will look like one large round ball.

OMG! Look at that TUT its huge.

by dsd June 23, 2004