Tosches

Definition 1: a god who walks this earth mearly to bless mortal men with his presence he is most commonly referred to as the god of sex and happiness and is most commonly associated with carisma his narsissism is often beyond comparison and is deserving of such self proclaimed greatness he is most commonly disguised as a mortal man with geniun mortal flaws and imperfections

Definiton 2: Narcissism one usually uses this term in a derrogatory mannor as to imply it is a flaw

Definition 3: A god desguised as a mortal

Definition 4: The Man

Definition 5: A masculine specimen of male perfection

The early egyptions worshipped the immortal man Tosches or Aonne Revvelle believing this man to bring about the sun in the sky and Fertility in men

by daddyyankee54345 January 13, 2009

tschess

Mobile-game played on a chessboard by two people who maneuver sixteen pieces each according to rules governing movement of the pieces (the six pieces of standard chess in addition to a suite of fairy pieces), the object being to bring the opponent's king into checkmate.

In contrast to standard chess, the disposition of their pieces are configured by the player prior to the beginning of the game. The relative "strength" of the disposition being thresholded by the maximum value of a standard chess board by applying the heuristic assigning one point to pawns, three points to bishops/knights, five points to rooks and eight points to the queen.

Is tschess the most lit app?
You could consider it an app, though more precisely it's the most lit slapp - 'cause it slaps.

by smatthewenglish July 13, 2020

Tschida

To cry

After I call all of his leads, Eric is going to do the Tschida

by jhovabta8319 April 30, 2010

TSCHA

A very catchy sweet term of exclamation used in the movie CLUELESSby Alicia Silverstone's character Cher, its not dismissive just clever acknowledgment

Of course we are going to SEX AND THE CITY ,,,TSCHA now get dressed...sexy..!!

by DaynaS June 15, 2008

Tucchus

Noun. The rounded (or often flat in the less fortunate) protrusion of the human body's posterior region. References the body part commonly referred to as the buttox, rear, ass, booty, bottom, badonkadonk, tush, tushy,junk in the trunk, seat, backside. Acceptable terminology for ears of very young or very old age.

"Nice tucchus!"
"Sit on your tucchus"
"I wouldn't climb on that, you'll fall flat on your tucchus!"
"I'd LIKE TO pinch Mike's sweet tucchus"

by Jennifer Haugen August 20, 2008

fershtunkene tuchos-head

a poop head, or somebody who is full of crap. not meant in the literal sense, but it can be.

Tom: 'you are a fershtunkene tuchos-head.'
Jom: 'So is your mom. Making you half a fershtunkene tuchos-head.'

by raha December 4, 2005

Dirty Tuscadero

Just before intercourse, the woman makes a stool. Instead of wiping, she smothers her groin area with the stool. Hereafter the guy and woman have sex. After the guy climaxes in the womans vagina, he gets down and eats both the cum, stool and all other fluids.

we did the Dirty Tuscadero. Boy was it messy.

by Bambam from DK August 22, 2011