The official day when Christmas shopping begins. Formerly known as Thanksgiving. Shopping on this day becomes a moral gray area - leaving your family's Gray Thursday feast to buy the very same people presents.
Mom: So excited about Thanksgiving tomorrow
Daughter: Me too, do you think you can fix me a to go plate so I can catch all the Gray Thursday sales?
Daughter: Me too, do you think you can fix me a to go plate so I can catch all the Gray Thursday sales?
by aarooski November 22, 2011
Get the Gray Thursday mug.The day preceding Good Friday. It is celebrated by consuming copious amounts of alcohol and singing songs of merriment. Great Thursday typically results in a hangover so fierce it takes 3 days to resurrect ones self.
Ryan: "hey Blair do you work on Good Friday?"
Blair: "no, i plan on drinking on Great Thursday and having a 3 day hangover."
Blair: "no, i plan on drinking on Great Thursday and having a 3 day hangover."
by Narhwal Lover February 25, 2013
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On every Thursday your dad makes your siblings wrestle each over until the last ones standing, after the competition is over the loser has to receive Wet Willy from the winner
“come on kids it’s time for thrusty Thursday!”
“Ohh man dad.. I don’t wanna get a wet Willy from joey”
“Ohh man dad.. I don’t wanna get a wet Willy from joey”
by KAKKSKS January 4, 2022
Get the Thrusty Thursday mug.An alternative to 'keeping up with the joneses', although hardly used in the common English lexicon. Other examples include--
A) In expression, used to describe surprise and happiness for the end of the week - Friday, a day in which school is typically over, or for those in work. It can be used also for Thursday itself, for people waiting for the week to be over.
B) A title for a popular webcomic of the same name, about two mousethieves in London with a knack for stealing. The title stems from the fact that the main character, Patrick, was known as the 'Thursday Thief', for his crimes coincidentally happening on that day. Hence, people are trying to 'keep up with Thursday.'
C) A term used to describe the end result of an orgasm during sexual intercourse; the success of a wonderful night in bed with your mate and/or lover. Commonly used in the United Kingdom, though included in the United States in some instances.
A) In expression, used to describe surprise and happiness for the end of the week - Friday, a day in which school is typically over, or for those in work. It can be used also for Thursday itself, for people waiting for the week to be over.
B) A title for a popular webcomic of the same name, about two mousethieves in London with a knack for stealing. The title stems from the fact that the main character, Patrick, was known as the 'Thursday Thief', for his crimes coincidentally happening on that day. Hence, people are trying to 'keep up with Thursday.'
C) A term used to describe the end result of an orgasm during sexual intercourse; the success of a wonderful night in bed with your mate and/or lover. Commonly used in the United Kingdom, though included in the United States in some instances.
This is it--- this is it... Why, I... I... Oh goodness, my love! I can't believe it! I have been keeping up with Thursday! HA HA, this is delicious!
by Salamander Ferret May 30, 2011
Get the Keeping Up with Thursday mug.Occurs on Tuesday when life suddenly becomes tough. tough titties Usually used to blame any inconvenience that happens in your life on tough titty Tuesday
“I failed my test today , my cat hasn’t pooped all day , and my spaghetti don’t fit in my dryer. Why does this happen to me?”
Bro it’s Tough titty Tuesday ( TTT) this always happens
Bro it’s Tough titty Tuesday ( TTT) this always happens
by Swagmuffin1 April 8, 2019
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Another straight man-Oh shit its gay tuesday
Straight man-Damn thats why you look so thick
Another straight man-Oh shit its gay tuesday
Straight man-Damn thats why you look so thick
by Youknowthevibes October 27, 2019
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