Turning two

Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.

Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"

Guy 2: "Just turning two."

Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."

by southp8627 July 31, 2010

Pennsylvania Turnpike

A long highway the stretches from the West Virginia border to the New Jersey state line. It takes about 5 hours with no stops to cross it. When you first get on, you pass through Washington, Pa. Later on, after the exit for Altoona you go through 4 tunnels and end up in Harrisburg. Here, it is only another 2 hours to the border. After 1 hour more, the rest is Philadelphia suburbs, nothing to see there.

Travis: What are you doing this weekend?
Colton: I'm driving over to New Jersey
Travis: You must be taking the Pennsylvania Turnpike
Colton: I sure am.

by Gackle June 29, 2011

turnkey

A prison guard or jail guard.

Antoine yelled for more food until the turnkey walked up to his cell and told him to shut up.

by PMax March 15, 2008

turning page

the person who changed your life for the better. if someone is your turning page, they're your yellow. they're your sunshine, your happiness, your reason. they're constantly on your mind, they're entangled into your emotions and your actions, they're your forever.

"you're my turning page c:"

by ikeasimp April 21, 2021

turning your turban

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.

The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.

by Quido1 December 1, 2009

Turnipped

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.

Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing

by Joshictionary September 19, 2018

turnism

Turnism is an illness that effects about one in twenty thousand people. A Turnism sufferer has to face the other way when they are feeling awkward or anxious. Turnism sufferers find it very difficult to meet new people or date, as they often turn their back on the other person within seconds of the first meeting. Turnism sufferers cannot look themselves in the eye, and are very uncomfortable around mirrors. Turnism sufferers, like to eat alone, and will take food to a private place, like a toilet cubicle or broom cupboard. Acute symptoms of Turnism, will lead sufferers to turn their IDs back to front in their wallet and even request to face downwards in their coffin upon their death; which typically occurs through a road traffic accident.

"John, what is wrong with your friend; why is he facing the other way?"
"Don't worry Bill, Peter sufferers from Turnism!"

by Stemol May 11, 2019