Jib-turkey

One who speaks jibberish in a high pitched turkey like voice. Not to be confused with jive turkey

I couldn't understand what she was saying. She was being such a jib-turkey.

by KG Money September 4, 2009

turkey slapped

to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.

"i got turkey slapped"

by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005

Turkey-back

Noun - A slang term for people from New England in reference to the Pilgrims and Thanksgiving.

"Look at those matching Turkey-backs in their Patriots jerseys over there. Hey, Turkey-backs! Turkeys up, bro!"

by Indefatigablysardonic June 11, 2020

Full Turkey

A large, long, bushy, or otherwise very full growth of pubic hair; "au naturale"; 70s bush.

Did you see the new HD version of Aliens? Sigourney Weaver had a full turkey! It was sticking out of her underwear.

by benedick arnold May 12, 2011

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

by BlossomG April 3, 2013

Quirky Turkey

A Quirky Turkey is one who is prone to do things that are thought of as "unusual." The Quirky Turkey believes that behaving in this manner is actually way more awesome than behaving normally.

Jane let out a huge fart in the middle of class. "That was me!" She shouted proudly. Next to her, Johnny rolled his eyes and said, "That Jane sure is a Quirky Turkey!"

by cryss21 May 25, 2011

Turkey Trapped

When you attempt to turkey slap a girl, and your scrotum gets caught on a bobby pin in her hair causing a painful pinching sensation on the scrotum.

I was mucking around with my girlfriend last night and i got turkey trapped!

by Bond-Duck September 22, 2010