A shithole in the 209 where the only thing there is to do is weed, oxy, coke... we got da best of errthing. With wanna be hard ass, Famous wearing brappers and slutty butterface bitches.
by Turlock Resident December 16, 2008
Get the Turlock mug.Turlock High School has been around since my grandpa in World War 1. The high school still has not changed since back in the...what? 1700's. I think my great great great great great great Grandma's Great Grandma's Grandma wrote on the bathroom stall and it is still there! There is no need to trash this school because it already looks like a big shithole. NEVER attend a football game there, it is a waste of money because they will lose. Unless you are interested in a good fight between all of their gang members or a strip tease from their cheerleaders.
Ben: When will Turlock High School burn down already?
Sara: The buildings look like they will fall any minute now.
Sara: The buildings look like they will fall any minute now.
by sxygurl453 March 5, 2011
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Get the turly mug.A Turlough is a small golem-like creature native to Irish boglands.
Rarely seen, Turlough's are renowned for their mischevious nature.
The most frequently documented problems of Turlough's are recorded by local authorities and relate to their pleasure to terrorize the anus of lambs, chickens and other small farm yard animals.
Rarely seen, Turlough's are renowned for their mischevious nature.
The most frequently documented problems of Turlough's are recorded by local authorities and relate to their pleasure to terrorize the anus of lambs, chickens and other small farm yard animals.
Did ye hear paddy caught a Turlough horsin' it into his pig Sinead....little cunt got away before he could catch him
I heard those micks can't even stop a Turlough fuckin' their country up
I heard those micks can't even stop a Turlough fuckin' their country up
by Shaft Grappler March 25, 2011
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by Si H May 29, 2008
Get the turl mug.A toilet located in the Canadian town of Grand Bay-Westfield, New Brunswick. Or, a toilet located in Saint John with a Grand Bay-Westfielder on it.
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