Surf & Turf

To get head while your girl is taking a shit

I need some Surf & Turf; Hey mike you smell that it remind of that time I got some Surf & Turf; Hey babe I'm going to the bathroom & I want to give you some head come get this Surf & Turf

by OSHA 28 May 7, 2013

Turbants

AKA Ragnits

The Indomitable community of insect like creatures that flourish in the chosen habitat of a Sikh's buttery scalp and head shroud.

Upon finally discarding his festering turb, Hardeep was overwhelmed, blinded and suffocated by the legions of scurrying turbants/ragnits that had dwelled on his bonce since youth.

by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021

Turf Dogs

Turf shoes. Only to be worn all-purposely if you are a lax bro.

I wear my turf dogs all the time because I am a laxer.

by laxbroflow2.0 June 23, 2009

Turban Dickson Airy

A Turban Dickson Airy is a part of the social media attire of the truest “radicals.” As they say. The clothes make the man. It is often donned upon realizing one’s speech is too inflammatory for traditional avenues, but one’s need for comic relief remains yearning. Often considered a healthy alternative to masturbation, which while fine in small amounts, carries the risk of warping you into a sex fiend.

After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.

Brah: You think Diamonddick really wants to “Complete DaVinci’s Circle”?

Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy

by DiamondDick9 February 15, 2021

Cock Turban

Where a man wraps toilet paper around the head of his penis after he masturbates so he won't get splooge on his undees.

Dude, next time you jack off wear a Cock Turban when you're done. I can totally see splooge on your boxers.

by Nathan "Nasty Nate" Smith January 8, 2008

Turban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary which is only accessible in the Middle East and India.

Bob: Mom i wanna go to Urban Dictionary
Mom: We have Urban Dictionary at home
Urban Dictionary at home: Turban Dictionary

by Sodonim July 15, 2020

Turf Bug

A neighborhood Bugaboo, Hoodrat, Sack chaser, baller hunter, the ultimate hoodrat, usually found on the streets of southeast San Diego, but have grown and migrated to other urban cities, to other hoods of America. Blood And Crip Bitches.

I'm finna slide through the hood and pick up this Turf Bug so i kan swack her down. Refer to DonDiegos's Dead Man talking Album.. song title: Turf Bugs

by DonDiego TheBlood March 21, 2011