Turdal storm

A Turdal storm is diarrhea.

The burritos caused a turdal storm for the tourist.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal

To do with turds or poop.

The turdal storm raged up my ass!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

AMBER TURD

A spiteful act of taking a huge dump on the husbands side of the bed by a lying, vindictive, worthless, whorish, gold digging tramp of a woman. Typically this woman is referred to as human garbage and a junkie, etc.

My world famous husband gave me a life a woman can only dream of and I repaid him by berating him, physically abusing him, cutting his finger off and finally left him an AMBER TURD on his side of the bed.

by DRUNKWICH May 8, 2022

TardU

Another name for OU; the University of Oklahoma, this university has been developing a reputation for producing idiot ass students known as an OU tard. An avetard also goes to school here and thinks the football team is gonna win the natty every year even though they suck ass.

The avetards go to school at TardU, they'll all end up flunking out.

by TurnM3Up November 18, 2019

Turdban

Protective head covering for bird droppings.

While dining outside with friends, I was happy I wore my turdban

by Niezzy March 3, 2019

renegade turd

That small piece of turd that remains stuck inside your asshole at the end of a bowel movement, and refuses to come out, no matter how hard you push, or strain.

Oh no! I’m about to miss the final episode of Empire because I’m here on the toilet struggling with this damn renegade turd!

by talk2me-JCH2 December 1, 2016

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.

Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020