turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.

Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!

by Maydew November 22, 2006

turdious

behavior that would liken a person or persons to a pile of feces

I cannot beleive how turdious the right-wing has become.

by Son-of-samiam November 14, 2003

Turdina

Resident Log of Fecies that wont flush

Dude Turdinas come back again!!! ARRGGHHH

by Gwaihir the Windlord June 14, 2005

turding

The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.

Larry: Welcome back, how was the poop?
Chickie: I wasn't turding!!!!!

by rusrsrn July 28, 2020

turdious

shit you are dealing with that is too long, slow, or dull; tiresome or monotonous.

Dealing with him was totally turdious.

by billyt555 December 2, 2021

tardino

A person in a college who looks like a dinasour and has a spikey hair. (The common name is Tardu )

Tardino was takin lunch from the cafeteria today.

by Lilysür April 29, 2022

turdioli

a turd entombed in toilet paper that resembles a ravioli.

I didn't want to leave the racing stripe in my girl's bowl, so I made a turdioli.

by xfixi8 June 8, 2011