Turdberg

A coupon.

I love turdbergs! They save me so much money!

by Benjamin's Bacon November 2, 2010

Butt Nugget Turdies

The term 'Butt Nugget Turdies', derives from three english words; Butt (Buttock; origin of shit); Nugget (Shape of shit); and Turdies (Just another term for shit).

Together, we have an amusing little term that just means, a steaming shit (presumably hard).

Gangster 1: Yo man, my crack's comin' up with something FUNKY.

Gangster 2: Ayo, I hear you. My crack was gettin' bitchy yesterday, do what you gotta do man.

Gangster 1: Aiight bro, let's get crack-a-lackin'!

-TOILET FLUSH-

Gangster 1: DAMN! That was some hardcore butt nugget turdies that bitch was shootin' out.

Gangster 2: I hear you! I hear you! Ayo, get some chow mein up in here!

Gangster 1: OH YEAH! FUCKING A's!

Gangster 2: OH YEAH! w00tang clan!

by WoW or MoM July 2, 2009

Turdmergency

When you really have to poop but something such as a clogged or dirty toilet prevents you from doing so.

I was really prairie doggin' one but there was piss all over the seat. I had a turdmergency on on my hands.

by poopsMcGibbon March 4, 2010

turdler

A nickname; Someone who is overly annoying and refuses to change. Someone who is an annoyance or a pain to deal with. Often used in sibling rivalry and friendly banter. See Turdle, Turdlet

You're such a Turdler, quit butting in all the time.

by Slinkyboy January 9, 2005

Turdie McCrappeton

A fat, stinky dude who is either constipated or suffering from diarrhea at any given time. He lives in a trailer right next to the Pottery Barn and has 4 cats living in his house.

Turdie McCrapperton likes to touch on little girls

by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003

turder

a bump and or crack in the pavement that is not conducive to safe bike riding.

i almost biffed it when i ran over that turder!!!

by sally watkins-jones October 20, 2009

turdler

turd + burglar

U talkin' smack about my boy?! Ok, I see you.. I got my side eye on, you wait! U are a turdler

by z100fan November 20, 2010