Drip-tarded

When you dress really nice but are retarded

“That kids grades are so bad , but look at the outfit, he’s drip-tarded”

by Micpad January 9, 2019

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Youri tarded

this is a joke that you can use on your friends or your parents.
it is similar to the Joe Mamma joke but a little bit more offensive.
if you want to make your parents leave you, you can try using this joke or if you just want the friends that you dont have to leave you try this joke.

Joe: Yo mommy you know Youri?
Mom: Who is Youri?
Joe: Youri tarded !! Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Big Daddy cuck lord69420 (HOT) November 5, 2019

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turped

that sensation when you are past being buzzed but not quite drunk yet.

That girl was turped, therefore she should not drive home.

by lildebi March 24, 2009

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fag-tarded

nothing but fags that are COMPLETELY retarded douches that do nothing but flex and talk about alduterating women with their "Big Dicks" when in fact they all have the smallest dicks on earth and the women are all just ugly ass hoes and sluts

John: Hey Bill. Have you seen that show "Jersey Shore"?
Dave: yeah. that show is fag-tarded... all the chicks are hoes and the guys are all douches with small dicks

by Katasaurus December 17, 2009

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turned up

to be overly excited or enthusiastic about something

I'm turned up for the beach this weekend.

I'm always turned up when it comes to my relationship with Christ.

by gagirl93 June 28, 2012

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turned on the waterworks

English slang for crocodile tears. Crying on request. This can be turned on and off like a proverbial waterworks (faucet, tap, sprinklers).

This offense is normally committed by chicks. Also seen from football soccer players when they're trying to con a referee.

She turned on the waterworks. Her moms was totally convinced.

Eg:2 After being dumped she turned on the waterworks, she didn't love him, it was the lifestyle that she craved.

Eg:3 Cristiano Ronaldo won a penalty for Real Madrid, as the referee aproached he turned on the waterworks, and immediately writhed in pain, and rolled for 3 spins. Miraculously, when it came to taking the penalty, he was ok.

by fr3kysnail February 24, 2012

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