turdlette

A feminine turd. Similar to bitch.

"Jill is such a turdlette! Did you hear what she said about my dress?"

by W K December 13, 2007

Turdulence

A localised flux in the atmosphere accompanied by a horrendous stench. Sometimes found with chunks.

Looks like you ran into some turdulence

by Scibby January 31, 2008

Turdulence

Word associated with the initial shockwaves involved during the process of passing wind.
Made up by several factors... smell, vibration, victim reaction, stink longevity and effective radius.

That fart had some Turdulence mate! well in.

by DeV1Se October 17, 2006

tuddle

to take ones time, a slow walk, a person who takes ones time is therefore a tuddler

I am going to take a tuddle down to the shops

by Steve Watts October 16, 2006

turddler

one who poops on sea turtles: one who resembles someone who poops on sea turtles; one who is related to sea turtles in any unnatural way

Douglas Page is the ultimate turddler

by Peter Stipes February 3, 2005

Turdle Dove

The act of being an extreme turd. Being lazy and trashy. Unproductive. Worthless

I can see you haven't gotten off the couch today Turdle Dove

by dddangerrr January 7, 2010

Turdle

Similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a turdle is a turd that makes a short head appearance out of the rectum and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and anus. A turdle can occur if a would be shitter is frightened or if the would be shitter has forced the fecal turdle head back into his or her anus due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).

Brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal turdpedo into his anus while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend's house. His anus hatch was forced open by the turdpedo and nearly caused a Brown October on the couch. Brian contemplated releasing the turdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to "turdle" it until he got home later that night.

by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014