turdburglar

Someone who as a matter of duty or pleasure steals turds from unsuspecting victims of poo fetish

John was reading the newspaper calmly whilst taking a dump on Trudy's face. By the time he looked around to admire his handywork, Jason the fucking turdburglar, had already snatched up his pile of steaming brown glory.

by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009

turdburger

a burger one finds at shitwells.

Dude...I don’t think that was a hamburger it was a turdburger.

by JAM1 April 13, 2006

Turdburglar

Turdburglar. A dog that steals another dog's turd and eats it. It could be a fresh turd or a stale turd.

Billy: Dixie pooped in the house this morning and Snoop ate it.
Kim: Snoop is such a Turdburglar.

by Deadpool89 October 27, 2019

Turdhurd

A group of friends on a magical quest for mushrooms. Usually found flipping cow patties. Magical fungi fruit. Referred to in scientific genus: psilocybe semilanceata, copelandia, gymnopilis, inocybe, panaeolus, pholiotina

or holiotina, and pluteus.

The turdhurd went on search to expand their conscious mind.

by Crisna626 July 22, 2020

turdburglar

a homosexual person

haha -- look at that turdburglar!

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

turdburglar

A little gremlin who lives in your toilet who steals your turds when you're finished.

"Hey turdburglar, get back here with my shit!"

by SB91777 July 27, 2005

turdburglar

A really worthless person.

"That dudes a real turdburglar. Dont trust him"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003