A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.
An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.
You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.
You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'
'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'
(Hysterical Screaming)
'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'
(Hysterical Screaming)
by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018
Elton John is a turd burglar!
by psycho bitch March 16, 2004
A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.
by Ross Caldwell November 07, 2003
by Mark Ries May 16, 2005
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.
Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!
by Gnome from the Town of Chirps December 31, 2008
Someone who comes and robs your house while you're taking a shit and there's nothing you can do about it because you're takin' a shit
by SUNY POTSDAM September 15, 2005