Retard Tingles

Retard Tingles is commonly caused by watching the humiliation and misfortune of others. It creates an over whelming embarrassing feeling that tingles all over the body and causes the face to flentch up much like a retard or one that is disabled.

While watching a contestant fail miserably on American Idol Jarch shouted, "Oh my ga I have retard tingles all over my bod".

by EGJ February 9, 2009

Tangler

A long strand or strands of ass-hair that things get tangled in.

Damn! I got a poo nugget stuck in my tangler.

by Kim77777 August 4, 2009

tangled hammock

When ur balls and boxers get in such a twisted mess, it looks like a tangled hammock

I was squriming around in my seat so much, I created a tangled hammock.

by Geoff Flash April 9, 2003

tuglet

tuglet is a wank that consists of 5 tugs or less.

i had a spare 30seconds so i helped myself to a tuglet

by Kyle Maguire April 22, 2007

Tungered

When the euro reading (probably) about Poland losing its land (again) is too boring so you procrastinate.

Person 1: he created a verb based on my name for procrastination
Person 2: what word?
Person 1: "Tungered"

by ccans March 10, 2021

tanglebottom

avas pet dinosaur called terrys last name

beau wants to kill terry tanglebottom

by bigballsbeau December 26, 2022

full Tingle

To tell a climate denier to go fuck themselves. Especially impactful if coming from a respected figure known otherwise for their tact and restraint. After Australian journalist Laura Tingle who created a stir on Twitter by doing just this.

"Scotty from Marketing was spinning like crazy about the bushfire crisis. No wonder she went the full Tingle on him."

"You are beginning to piss me right off with your bullshit, Andrew. Don't go an' make me go full Tingle on you."

by simplebutgood December 31, 2019