when you and all your friends get naked, cover each other in Vaseline or lube, and squirm around in a bathtub together
Friend 1: hey man, sorry I couldn't make it to the party
Friend 2: no worries, but you did miss out on the Tulsa Slugfest we had
Friend 1: oh so sorry about that, but I didn't have any Vaseline so I couldn't have taken part
Friend 2: no worries, but you did miss out on the Tulsa Slugfest we had
Friend 1: oh so sorry about that, but I didn't have any Vaseline so I couldn't have taken part
by battlesalmon April 21, 2021
When Pat and his seven roommates came over last night I had the highest class tulsa golden hurricane of my life.
by Show me your tits November 18, 2009
by JohnnyRed1974 January 07, 2008
A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.
Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.
Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.
Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.
by Drpun May 20, 2009
The act of two males and one female. The female will lay face up, while the males face opposite directions and "tiddy fuck". Thus the two dicks are sliding in different directions past one another causing a "traffic jam" of penis activity. There is also the chance of a "head on" collision.
by Tulsakid April 28, 2010
by greg nut March 14, 2015
When a man sneaks off to be alone to masturbate and his best friend secretly follows him and moves his arm for him.
After an evening at the titty bar Bob excused himself but Joe followed him to the restroom stall and gave him a Tulsa Paddle Wheel.
by Uncle Mojo December 07, 2010