Tunca

The best surname in the world. Only the ones chosen by God have this surname.

Im in the family of Tunca

by YouSaladMicrowave November 13, 2019

Tuscarawas County

This is a county in NE Ohio. Most of the dudes here are training to be on The Ultimate Fighter. For some reason this is the only place on earth where Acid Bath and Gwar are more popular than the Beatles. When residents reach their mid-twenties, it is common for them to relocate to Charleston South Carolina. Pastimes in Tuscarawas County include driving around on back roads and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, going to open mics to hear 21 year old kids cover Neil Young and Bob Dylan songs on an acoustic guitar, fighting, standing in someone's garage and smoking pot/drinking cans of Busch, trying to fuck waitresses, and giving people dirty looks in Taco Bell drive-thru. If you were to go to a party or a bar in Tuscarawas County there are many characters you will come across.....1) the dude who has been drinking Jim Beam and listening to Hank the 3rd all night dropping N-Bombs like it's his job. 2) The chick in the girly size Ohio State Jersey that is wasted and so excited that the Buckeys "kicked some fuckin' ass". 3) The dude trying to get a jam-band together. 4) The artsy girl who is going to move to (fill in the blank with some college town) to date some douche that wears a scarf ALL THE TIME. 5) The guy who wants to talk about how sweet Wilco is all night with whoever will listen. 6) The dude who has his XBox 360 hooked up to his cock so he can stream Netflix to the insides of his eyelids.

It's a pretty sweet place.

Don't invite those kids.....they are from Tuscarawas County.

Did you hear Dierks Bentley is playing at the Tuscarawas County Fair this year?

It was so Tuscarawas County when we were blowing lines of coke with those Hog Heaven waitresses.

by The Fading Captain January 11, 2010

Tuscany

The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world

Tuscany was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture. It was 1786 and still going on.

by Sbirro November 21, 2004

tica

costa rican (female)

i met this tica, and she was sexy!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

tuacahn

both a high school and a center for the performing arts, tuacahn is also a mamouth sized ampetheatre in the desert of saint george, utah

ashley: let's go to tuacahn to see a play tonight
shane: ok

by thontor August 5, 2006

Tubcat

A very hefty fat pussy cat. Usually has no neck, thunderthighs and a big belly that drags on the ground.

That cat of yours is too heavy to take on the plane. He's a Tubcat.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Tuscan Mule

Tuscan Mule: (Eng. 20th Cent.) - A chain of sexual moves beginning with a butt fuck followed by a blow job with full inversion of bodily fluids. Basically you are BF'ing you special lady friend and cop a pull out like you are going to blow the load, switch ends for the BJ and pull a fluid inversion, instead of spunk she gets piss, and the exclamation point is the up-the-nose-shot for that jumped in the pool with the acidity of piss in the sinus burn. If she comes back for more, you got a keeper.

Dude, that chick got wasted at the party, and Phil and Wes both pulled Tuscan Mules on her. She needed 4 rolls of paper towels and a pressure washer to clean up.

by Wing Commander November 30, 2005