Tugboating

The act of helping a friend with a broken arm/hand, to masterbate.

Also known as a tuggy buddy.

Guy 1: man it sucks you broke your wrist on the first day of the ski trip.

Guy 2: what's worse is it's my jerking hand!

Guy 1: well just don't expect me to be tugboating you this weekend.

by Jock_n_swag February 7, 2010

tugboat

a boat that tugs.

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by Cactuar November 20, 2003

tugboat

-noun

A man who habitually dates large women. Also known as a chubby chaser.

That guy's a real tugboat, always bringing the big ones home.

by okstatendn July 2, 2009

tugboat

A women with abnormally large breasts that wears an abnormally small shirt. Preferably of brazilin heritage.

Tugboat at six o'clock!!!

- in reference to a 300 lb women wearing a shirt made for a 100 lb women

by Pumpernickle1 December 13, 2008

tugboating

performing an action know as the tugboat

Mark and Alex asked Witherspoon if she wanted to tugboat. Witherspoon said no, so they take turns tugboating each other instead.

by Kat June 18, 2006

rusty tugboat

A vigorous handjob, immediately following anal sex, to mitigate sucking on poop dick.

Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(

by Dubya82 September 20, 2013

bologna tugboat

An awesome insult that was originated on the final TV episode of the Trailer Park Boys. The line was directed at Phil Collins, an overweight supporting character who, in the context of this episode, was furious at being denied a chance to consume a tenth bologna sandwich. Phil, whose appearance has been described as resembling a human house, was given a whole block of bologna, which he was seen cuddling the next day when he awoke from an inebriated state.

I think it's time to lay off the sandwiches for awhile, ya fuckin' bologna tugboat!

by Greasy-Looking Canadian February 4, 2012